old dudes and home stuff

[deadmanjin]

Since it's fucking break, I'm gonna fuck off home fer a bit. See the old lady. Gonna talk to a geezer about a job. Looks like something I might be able ta do. And I think I fucking saw something today. There's something I gotta ask the hag. Don't really wanna, but I think I gotta...cause it'll explain some shit...

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[il-paparazzo.livejournal.com]

Have a good time at home and say hello to your mother for me.

What did you see?

[hidden-tazer.livejournal.com]

I will...an just so ya know...door is still open...if ya want...

Ya know that...dude...I showed ya that one day...the one with the chick that looks like me, kinda...Ran into the chick the other day goin ta go buy smokes.... Know it ain't none of my damn business who the hag banged as a teen...but I guess ya know...I wanna know...

[il-paparazzo.livejournal.com]

I will join you at the end of the week. What does your mother like? What should I bring?

I see...Did you speak to her at all? It could have revealed some things. If your hypothesis is correct then she would be your half sister.

[hidden-tazer.livejournal.com]

I'll warn her. Just bring you. I think ma likes it when I bring home people. Guess it makes her think that I'm "well adjusted" er somethin like that.

She thought I was a thug and blew a rape whistle at me an tried ta hit me with her purse when I approached... Fucking bitch nearly got my ass arrested. Just wanted ta talk.

[il-paparazzo.livejournal.com]

I can't simply show up emptyhanded. What's her favorite dessert? And perhaps you aren't 'well adjusted' in the general meaning of the term, but you're certainly adjusted.

If you would like, I can approach her for you and then perhaps the two of you might have lunch. I'm only slightly less intimidating, I know, but it might work.

[hidden-tazer.livejournal.com]

she sorta likes them girly ass little finger cakes...ya know..the shit ladies serve at tea er something.

Na...It don't matter. It really don't. Ain't really gonna change shit if it is true. Rather just know fer the knowin...don't haveta get the chick involved none.

[il-paparazzo.livejournal.com]

That can be arranged. I do have a few cute little cookie cutters that I could probably make sandwiches with.

Still, wouldn't you prefer to know instead of spending the rest of your life wondering?

[hidden-tazer.livejournal.com]

she'll really like that

...ya know what...just fucking drop it. I ain't gonna fuck up some chick's life, even if it is true. Best fer her if she never knows, ya know... so just drop it.

[il-paparazzo.livejournal.com]

Perfect.

All right.

[hidden-tazer.livejournal.com]

.....

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....thanks...babe...

[il-paparazzo.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness, I seem to have put in a batch of nut cookies in with the sweet bread for the sandwiches. I wonder how on earth that got there.

...You are very welcome, Jin-kun.

[hidden-tazer.livejournal.com]

who knows... I'll tell ma that ya can have my room if ya show up. I usually crash on the couch anyway... and don't mind the asshole. Ma's set him straight bout a few things.

....whatever...

[il-paparazzo.livejournal.com]

Nonsense, I couldn't put you out of your room. I will be up or most nights away doing layouts or snooping. Duly noted, everything he says will go in one ear and out the other.

[hidden-tazer.livejournal.com]

I said it was fine... Just fucking take it, okay. It'd make me her happy.

(ooc: strikes there if you squint hard)

[il-paparazzo.livejournal.com]

All right, if it would make you her happy, though let me know if it ends up too much of an inconvenience. Why not share?

[hidden-tazer.livejournal.com]

I'll e-mail ya directions.

[il-paparazzo.livejournal.com]

Sounds good, I'll probably arrive on Friday.