quick cash for the holidays

[deadmanjin]

... I know what I gotta do fer Christmas. Usually I say fuck that sentimental shit and don't do nothing. Don't give a damn about stockings or presents or that mistletoe crap. But this year, I guess I gotta try to put some effort into it. Aint' saying why or nothing. Ain't no one's damn business why.

But seems I gotta make me some cash real quick like. Busting heads just ain't gonna do it in time. And I gotta do it 'for the Holiday. Means the fucking want adds. Cept there ain't shit I can do listed. Only thing I see his Holiday shit...like posting for mall Santas. There ain't no way in hell I'm dressing up like some fat perverted bastard and letting little brats sit on me and tell me that the hell they want.

I guess I gotta keep lookin. I'll find something.

Comments

[petenshi-niou.livejournal.com]

At this juncture I believe Masaharu would point out that you only need one kidney to survive, but I prefer something in better taste. Have you considered retail work, such as stocking? Many stores hire seasonal help to handle the extra shoppers. It wouldn't require much contact with the customers either, unless they need help finding something.

[hidden-tazer.livejournal.com]

And at that point, I'd get a fucking knife and cut out one of yours. So yeah...

Retail? I guess I could give it a shot. Ain't no fucking Santa suit involved, an that suits me fine. And just long enough that I can get enough to take 'Jime out somewhere nice...

[petenshi-niou.livejournal.com]

Indeed, there is something lacking in social grace where his humor is concerned.

Of course, many Santas simply ring bells and yell "Ho ho ho!" rather than taking pictures, especially at large malls. It's something to consider.

[il-paparazzo.livejournal.com]

Can I sit on you and tell you what I want?

[hidden-tazer.livejournal.com]

You bet yer ass you can...just long as that ass is naked when ya do

[il-paparazzo.livejournal.com]

What about tights? I applied for a job at the mall last week and I just got the elf suit.

[hidden-tazer.livejournal.com]

mmmm. Sounds like a plan. Come and sit on Santa's lap, baby

[il-paparazzo.livejournal.com]

I'll tell you exactly what I want for Christmas.

[hidden-tazer.livejournal.com]

The lap is waiting. Ho Ho Ho, baby.

[get-off-piyo.livejournal.com]

Heh. You're assuming the mall would even hire you. There would have to be something seriously wrong with a person to let their children anywhere near you.

[hidden-tazer.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Fuck you too.